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  • Writer's pictureLisa Olson

Dog Mom Instagram Quotes

Updated: Sep 13

Dog mom Instagram captions are a fun way to display the affection you have for your pup. If you are looking for short dog mom captions to help express your love of dogs and dog mom life, look no further.

  1. Mama’s little shadow. Wake up, give loves, have a great day.

  2. Start each day with the one you love that has a waggling tail.

  3. A house is not a home without a dog.

  4. Some days you just need to lay on the floor with your dog.

  5. Rockin’ the dog mom life.

  6. Dogs are more lovable then most people.

  7. Don’t forget to smooch your pooch.

  8. All dogs are therapy dogs – the majority of them are just freelancing.

  9. Life is loving your dog more each day.

  10. Always kiss your dog goodnight.

  11. I am not a dog owner – I am a dog mother.

  12. Fitness goals – running fast enough to catch all the dogs.

  13. Get in, pups, we’re going to the dog park.

  14. I don’t follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.

  15. I’d have a better chance at remembering your name if you were a dog.

  16. If my dog doesn’t like you, that’s a red flag for me.

  17. When I needed a hand, I found your paw.

  18. Wag more, bark less.

  19. Wake up, hug the dog, have a great day.

  20. Let me tell you about my dog.

  21. She believed she could, but her dog was on her lap, so she didn’t.

  22. Namaste home with my dog.

  23. Hold my drink – I gotta go pet this dog.

  24. Bank account – stressed, depressed, but the dog’s well-dressed.

  25. I love when you hand your dog a treat, and they’re like, ‘thanks, I’ll take this, but I will be having this in the other room.’

  26. First, they steal your heart, then your bed.

  27. Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs.

  28. Sorry, I have plans with my dog.

  29. Motivated by caffeine and puppy kisses.

  30. Listening to my dog mom cry about how she could never live without me knowing I would trade her for a spoonful of peanut butter on any given day

  31. Sorry, I’m late, I saw a dog.

  32. Life is better with dogs.

  33. Yes, I have a type. Cute, furry, and always happy to see me.

  34. Raise your hand if your camera roll has more pictures of your dog than yourself.

  35. Stop surrounding yourself with unsupportive people and start surrounding yourself with dogs.

  36. The key to happiness is dogs.

  37. If I can’t bring my dog, I’m not going.

  38. The best things in life are furry.

  39. Once a dog mom, always a dog mom.

  40. You may have many best friends, but your dog only has one.

  41. A dog is one of the few things in life that is exactly what it seems.

  42. Be the person your dog thinks you are.

  43. Happiness is a warm puppy.

  44. Dogs are our link to paradise.

  45. “I love you unconditionally.” -the dog

  46. Love has four paws.

  47. Did someone say walk? -dog

  48. Dog is fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.

  49. Love is: how excited your dog is when you come home.

  50. Love has four paws.

  51. Dog people are my kind of people.

  52. I’m only speaking to my dog today.

  53. Be the person your dog thinks you are.

  54. Easily distracted by dogs.

  55. I can always count on my dog to be there.

  56. Dogs are my favorite people.

  57. There are only two things I can’t resist – my dog and my other dog.

  58. 99% of the time I’m thinking about my dog.

  59. After we bring food home from the grocery store- dogs must think we’re the greatest hunters ever.

  60. Pawsitive vibes only.

  61. Stop, drop, pet the dog.

  62. Looking for the right person to raise my dog with.

  63. What a beautiful world it would be if we had hearts like dogs.

  64. My dog is the only alarm clock I need.

  65. You don’t like dogs? Good luck living life without a soul.

  66. When in doubt, boop the snout.

  67. Tell your dog I said hi.

  68. I’m still wondering why I can’t claim my dog on my taxes.

  69. Calling in sick today – I came down with puppy fever.

  70. I’m mad at Disney for giving me unrealistic expectations of how many dogs I can have.

  71. You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet.

  72. Him – “I love you” Me – “I love you too.” Him – “More than the dogs?” Me – “Know your limits.”

  73. Work hard so your dog doesn’t have to wear the same bandana everyday.

  74. Just busy being my dog’s sugar mama.

  75. Relationship status – dog mom.

  76. Catch puppies, not feelings.

  77. I wish I could text my dog.

  78. I stalk dogs on Instagram.

  79. Alexa, bring me puppies.

  80. All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys and girls.

  81. If your dog doesn’t have at least 5 nicknames, are you even a dog mom?

  82. A house without a dog is like a garden without flowers.

  83. Dogs are my tribe.

  84. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a dog mom.

  85. If being a crazy dog mom is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

  86. I work hard, so my dog can have a bigger yard.

  87. To err is human – to forgive, canine.

  88. I hope you like dog hair.

  89. My dog winks at me sometimes….and I always wink back, just in case it’s some kind of code.

  90. Dogs laugh with their tails.

  91. The window isn’t dirty – it’s just my dog’s nose art.

  92. There is a 100% chance I’d rather be at home with my dog.

  93. You can always find hope in a dog’s eyes.

  94. I wonder what my dog named me.

  95. Invest in a dog and get assured a daily income of love and friendship.

  96. I love you so dog-gone much!

  97. Never (ever) mess with a dog mom’s dog.

  98. The snuggle is real.

  99. Dogs before dudes.

  100. Stay pawsitive.

  101. Dog hair, don’t care.

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